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mexican shits

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The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.
"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"
by Pepeman November 11, 2006
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Mexican Starfish

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Verb: The act of coating an object in Tabasco Sauce, then inserting it into a willing (or sleeping) participants asshole, causing it to burn
Don't pass out during Hell Week you may wake up to a Mexican Starfish.
by Azereus September 7, 2013
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Mexican Sausage

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A female lays down on a bed or flat surface face up. The male fists a taco (or any other Mexican food) into the females vaginal cavity, the male cums into the females vagina and mixes it with his Sausage (penis). After this step the male scopes up the taco with his sausage (penis) and spoon feeds the female.

Both sides of the sexual experience will receive a high levels of satisfaction. (Can use Anus for homosexuals)
"Wow john that was a great Mexican sausage, your an amazing cook," *winks*
by Mexican gardener November 20, 2015
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mexican supplements

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The use of anabolics.
Are you on the Mexican supplements bro?
by kingofthejourney June 2, 2018
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Mexican space shuttle

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a port-o-potty; port-o-let; port-o-john; portable toilet. named so because port-o-poddees are found predominantly in construction areas where Mexicans are known to frequent and work and their resemblance to a ramshackle space shuttle.
No bathrooms on this construction site, just Mexican space shuttles.

Jose was in the Mexican space shuttle for an hour, I wouldn't go in there.

That Mexican space shuttle is dirty.
by alicia s March 15, 2008
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A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
by chochmaster May 30, 2010
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Mexican Staring Frog

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A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.
The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...
by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007
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