mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.

God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.

by cK March 3, 2009

mercenary

One who kills for the money.

Boba Fett is a mercenary.

by L33T G8M3R February 26, 2003

Mercenary

Police serving corporate financial and personal interest of the 1%, inventing crimes and reasons to falsely arrest and/or kill members of the 99%

Without the dedication of a mercenary Corrections Corporation of America would not be able to continue making record breaking billion dollar profits each year.

by AnEthicalSlu7 December 4, 2014

Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

mercenary

An awesome band from Denmark. They sound like early Fear Factory on some albums.

Mercenary is awesome

by XinChanPiss May 31, 2007

Suburban Mercenaries

"A group of white kids from the suburbs who can spit fire. At first look ,they do not appear to be much, but they WILL earn your respect once you hear some of their shit"

The Suburban Mercenaries are the hottest rap group out right now.

by Flax March 15, 2005

Slug Mercenary

Mercenary group from the video game Metal Slug consisting of elite army soldiers.

Marco became a Slug Mercenary to get the mission accomplished where nothing else could.

by Illiterate_ March 28, 2010