Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

by 40z-N-Blunts January 15, 2009

merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

by ErikC. April 16, 2008

merkled

to impose efficient, teutonic, christian conservative political policies through a bicameral, federal legislature.

yo, he angela merkled it!

by pimasecede May 26, 2011

Merked

When a merman or merwoman(mermaid to the lame person) is seen without his or her clam-bra or clam-hammock and they let their half human/half fishy sea junk just flop around as freely as the the day they were hatched.

A slang term derived from the word Naked. But for fish people.

Sumdu: Yo, alonzo, did you see that mermaid's titties be flopping around ever so ViVaciously

Alonzo: You breast believe it. That bitch was straight Merked. You know when a mermaid is like butt naked.

Sumdu: Yo, i ain't never heard that term before, but I am willing to allow it's use solely for the purpose of this joke, as I too am a humorous individual and I know, dat was like dis wet dream I had once.

Alonzo: Ah HAAaa! Speak truth playa, speak truth.

by jEmess March 1, 2010

merked

As well as being owned or beaten up, merked has been used as a word that replaces 'take' or 'borrow' or 'steal'

That book just got merked

I'm gonna merk that helmet

by JessB April 12, 2006

Merked

Practically wasted, stoned, or demolished

"Get merked son!"

by Lauren272 May 1, 2010

merked

Drunk, Crunk, Lean, anything which is not sober.
Loose to pro evo by 3 goals or more.
hurt someone,

I was merked last nite blud, that zoot merked me up,
u got merked 5-0
i merked that bre up last nite

by Dharmin March 5, 2007