Sex Mercenary

Politically correct term for whores.

I hired a sex mercenary last night to knock my junk around.

by Zachary352 March 13, 2014

Jaded Mercenary

1) Handle for Maine East's Jonny Volpert

2) A term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they associate with. So much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.

1)Yeah, I started my thief this morning, but Jaded Mercenary tanked me up to an assassin.

2)
Girl: I thought I was in love wiht you but then...
Guy: Then what?
Girl: Then Jonny made me realize I wasn ::walks away::
Guy: Damnit Jonny, you fucking Jaded Mercenary

by Jaded Mercenary March 5, 2005

Slug Mercenary

Mercenary group from the video game Metal Slug consisting of elite army soldiers.

Marco became a Slug Mercenary to get the mission accomplished where nothing else could.

by Illiterate_ March 28, 2010

Cosmic_Mercenary

He is an awesome friend and streamer who inspires people everyday to just keep trying and he love my hero academia

i just watched that Cosmic_Mercenary stream it was pretty good

by IRL_Lucas November 22, 2020

AAC Mercenary

An AAC gun for hire, if by gun you mean AAC instructor.

Although she cordial and professional, when provoked, Stephanie is an AAC mercenary whose rage knows no bounds.

by Chunky Funkle February 21, 2022

craiglist mercenary

Someone who's employment has been mostly if not all through craiglist and is on a constant lookout for better job listings , potentially exceeding that of Johnny Sins.

Person 1: Yo bro how do you know so much about plumbing and electronics, why are you still here?
Person 2: I've had a lot of previous jobs through craiglist, I've been a plumber,butcher,machinist,warehouseman,undertaker, trucker, and phone repairman. I'm just here holding out here for the next job... you could call me a craiglist mercenary.
Person: Dam! A life well lived.

by Capuchin for Hire January 11, 2023

Oilfield Mercenary

Oilfield worker that only has loyalty to his money and family. They are typically highly sought after employees who will leave one come pay for another to do their dirty work for more money.

He’s an Oilfield Mercenary, just Doing the World’s Dirty Work.

by Oilfield Mercenary February 18, 2023