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Manatee joke

A manatee joke is a kind of humour popularised by Family Guy and satirised by South Park. A manatee joke is when one of the characters says something that has nothing to do with the plot or characters in the show, but leads into a flashback of the scene described
"Remember that time you slept with Bill Clinton?"
(Cuts to a scene of Lois boinking Bill).
"Oh Peter, remember when this show used to not rely on manatee jokes?
by Jlarge November 14, 2007
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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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menata

Menata is something uber cool that nobody else can do except of a small group of people or maybe Chuck Norris. There isn't a certain topic it is linked to so it can be used anywhere.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked my head off.
or
Chuck Norris ass w00ping menata'd my head off.
by Kwstas Polizogopoylos July 19, 2007
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meaterian

A person who eats meat and eat non veg.you can call them as meaterian.

a person who is not vegetarian.
sam - lets go and eat veg food at restaurant.
joe - no brother lets eat some non veg because i am non vegetarian.
lilly - dont use non vegetarian word its getting old now say meaterian.
i am meaterian
by chris pine March 28, 2018
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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The Brown Menace

When you take a shit and the poo rubs up against your prostate. This causes an erection known as "THE BROWN MENACE"!
"Every time I take a shit I get PTSD I'm going to get the brown menace."
by Master Ray April 13, 2021
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BIG UP MENACE X

One of the most rarest Artist not from Earth, they pretended to sleep on em in the past but he influenced your favorite people.
by 12345666777888 December 24, 2022
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