Melting roommate

A person who takes off all their clothing and accessories when he or she gets home from work or from a night out and leaves them exactly where they took them off, creating a puddle of articles, giving the impression that a person melted there. A source of irritation and contempt for the more organized roommate.

P1: "I thought my roommate died or was abducted by aliens, but it turns out I just have a melting roommate."
P2: "You're out of salsa."

by calvinke November 4, 2010

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Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

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melting fart

generally when a fat man farts and the fumes are so rank and rancid, the skin of the peoples faces behind him turn green and either melt or peel off.

That guy just released a melting fart in that crowd of people!.....omg.....(face melts)

by Otzi August 17, 2005

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melting-nigga

A sun-bathing bar of chocolate

"With this heat, I sure hope that melting-nigga over there brought his sunburn along!"

by Lupi August 26, 2006

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Melting Elephant Seal

In the realm of Faerun, this is performed when you are mid coitus and you pull out to finish on your partners face, whilst simultaneously pouring wax on their forehead. This results in them making a face resembling a melting elephant seal.

Did you see what Killini did to Rainmeadow last night? Totally gave her a melting elephant seal!

by Tichojenkins November 12, 2022