mean teacher 

The bitch who gives you hw on a Friday and all holidays! She fucking yells at u for laughing, sneezing,sharping your pencil,drawing,thinking that u r on your cell phone when you are really using the calculator for math! Also she calls up your parents for no fucking reason! There I think I made my damn point here!

Mrs.Green is such a mean teacher. (adj)

mean teacher by Mr.Funnypantz55555555 August 30, 2017

that doesn't mean squat to me

You don't care about something or your done with whatever is going on around you.

Kelly: I'm 13 and he's 15 so why can't we date?
Mom: Your age difference that doesn't mean squat to me! You are not dating.

that doesn't mean squat to me by GirlWithAlotOfDrama November 23, 2016

Melanie Martinez 

amazing singer/songwriter who released her EP 'Dollhouse' in 2014, her album 'Crybaby' in 2015 and her single 'Gingerbread Man' in 2016. She is currently making the Alphabet Boy music video and is making one for every song in Crybaby except the 3 from the deluxe album. she is AMAZING and I love her very very much, she is the best singer ever and her hair is my goals - it was inspired by Cruella De Vil :))
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I don't know if I wrote 2 definitions but if I did never mind
if I didn't then it doesn't matter
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if you like Mel - wrote on other definition too:
halsey avril lavigne paramore marina and the diamonds lana del rey panic! at the disco fall out boy twenty one pilots

'Melanie Martinez is the best singer ever.'

Melanie Martinez by melaniemartinez May 22, 2016

I mean what 

a phrase that you add just after saying something that you wouldn't necessarily say out loud

man, if it doesn't snow, I'm gonna kill a baby...I mean, what?

I mean what by deuces and shrooms February 3, 2004

What does a bean mean? 

What does a bean mean?

*silence*
WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN??

What does a bean mean? by BigMike69420 October 30, 2020

Melanie's Island 

Its a fruity version of a Long Island Ice-t, tastes like pineapple and orange juice.

I want a Melanie's Island to drink, cause I want something strong but don't want to taste it.

Melanie's Island by Blonnaroo October 22, 2012

Melancholy 

To be 'melancholy' is a brand of sadness that is over thought, prolonged and can be caused by any reason regardless of its the magnitude. It's a very personal, heavy weighing sadness. It has similar characteristics with depression however, melancholy is an insidious sadness. It's more than simple desolation or dejection, melancholy feeds on pensive self reflection in such a low state, reflecting lower and lower on itself until you can't see anything other than sadness.

Example 1)
Person 1: I just went for a 5 hour walk, didn't bring any food or water and just listened to music.
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Person 1: It's 3 AM... maybe I'll just eat tomorrow.
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Person 1: ... fuck I need to stop thinking about this so much, it's making me Melancholy.
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Melancholy by Slerbo October 19, 2013