Meat Curtains

A vagina, preferably with large flaps of skin that fold over.

Tim - "Dude, I pounded that chick Jessica's meat curtains last night."

Dave - "Sweeeet"

Meat Curtains by zker666 July 8, 2010

Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.

From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'

Meat Curtains by CJRed October 14, 2004

meat curtains

Meat curtains- vaginal lips, vulva.

With great intent, i parted her meat curtains with my cock. Three days later of constand pounding, her meat curtains hung down to her knees. I was proud , and so was my bishop. It was a monu,ental moment in my life, and hers.

meat curtains by confusious me. June 3, 2016

metal meat curtains 

any piercing of the female genitalia

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains

metal meat curtains by Corpse\m/ December 14, 2010

meat curtains

a female who has large pussy lips

Richard went down on Deb only to discover she had some major meat curtains. But he went in face first anyways.

meat curtains by Frosty2073 April 8, 2006

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

Meat Curtains by CrazyTruthFrom98 January 23, 2016

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

Meat Curtains by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022