Sandwich McBillington

The ultimate disguise name that nobody will ever realise is actually fake.

Legendary.

Police Officer "Whats your name son?"
You " umm, uhhh.. Sandwich McBillington..."
Officer " hmmm, well you have a good day Mr McBillington"

by Sandwich McBillington August 20, 2011

look like a million bucks

to look great

Hey, man, in that new suit you look like a million bucks!

by chiefthe June 13, 2013

A-million-to-Juan

The odds that a Mexican will ever be president of the United States. Not to be confused with Juan to Juan: the odds that if a Mexican is elected president, he will be named Juan.

Pedro: Hooray! Did you hear the news?
Hector: Si, Juan Alvarez is the new President Elect!
Pedro: Si, it was a-million-to-Juan shot!
Hector: Si!

by tedwilli9 December 9, 2008

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

mcfillin

an exceptionally good looking and entertaining individual who is loved and cherished by all who are lucky enough to encounter one

"Wow! I can't believe you met her, I bet she's as McFillin as I would expect!"

by the only real boss March 30, 2009

million dollar puthay

something you don't have.

million dollar puthay also comes from a song that i have no idea who sung it

by some random person doing work January 13, 2021

Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

by samaralic December 11, 2013