maynerd

A terribly played game of Go. (Go is an age-old strategy game popular in China, Korea and Japan)

I was doing well at first, but then I started a huge fight started and the game just became a maynerd.

by goplayer99 July 12, 2011

mayered

When someone gets so completely drunk that they dont speak inteligible English. Shit-faced.

Did you see Bill last night? He was mayered. I think he went home with that fat chick after he pissed in Mikes car.

by Kevin Mayer May 25, 2006

John Mayer Complex

attracting and using people for sex or to push your face into the spotlight, essentially using someone for your own gain

Getting a woman (or man) to have sex with you and then tossing them to the curb when you've had your fill of them. Like John Mayer most recently did with Taylor Swift, Jessica Simpson, and other major A celebs.

most commonly seen in men/women who are "players" or "rolling stones"

The guy who tells a girl she is beautiful and EVERYTHING else she wants to hear in order to bed her, then splitting up with her immediately after or shortly after which is a major asshole personality flaw known as the John Mayer Complex

by Dear Fall January 2, 2012

John Mayer Syndrome

A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.

After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.

by geeksmakethebestlovers October 28, 2009

Mayert

An absolute cuck that takes kids shit cause he has nothing better to do with his life, also an absolute faggot.

~kid 1~ there goes mayert busting a sesh
~kid 2~ what a bitch

by Bignegro27 March 20, 2020

Mayjel

If you find/know a person called Mayjel, don't lose sight of her. She's probably the only person that you know has wifey material. If you see her you probably think that she's the smallest person on earth... and your right she's the smallest person on earth but that's just one of many good element she has.

"Do you know Mayjel?"
"Yes, the smallest person on earth."

by SleepyHide April 7, 2022

Oscar Mayer Sisters

When two women have had the same weenie in them they become "Oscar Mayer Sisters."

Ariel's boyfriend broke up with her due to how many Oscar Mayer sisters she has.

by westcoast001 March 3, 2011