Skurt McFlowery

Noun. Skurt McFlowery is a native of Massachusetts. Skurt is a timid soul, his hobbies include just the tip, slippery soap surprise, find the hair down there, and other controversial family games.

Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.

Skurt McFlowery Limerick

There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery

by Angel O'Collins July 12, 2011

May flower

a female born in the month of May

My birthday's May 17th. I'm a May flower baby!

by the original May flower May 22, 2010

mayflourian

A person related to a relative that came over on the mayflower.

Hey George,did you know that Phil is a mayflourian

by toke June 18, 2006

mawnlower

lawnmower

I'm going to go mawnlow the grass with my mawnlower

by nite_monkey August 18, 2008

Malower

One who sleeps for unnatural lengths of time at periods when sleep is not normally recommended.

Dude where's Malower?
I think he's sleeping.
It's three thirty on a Wednesday!?!
I know

by ferrisfan December 1, 2010

MacFlower

A very midgety looking creature that is mostly Native American, it climbs tree's and has opposable toes. It walks around with stringy blonde pigtails, and has a nose the size of a tic-tac. This creature generally fears human beings. A MacFlower's habitat is commonly found in a redwood tree. These species are very rare.

NikVictoria and Maggsiex10 go on a hiking trip.

Nik: OMFG WTF DID YOU JUST SEE THAT MACFLOWER?!?!
Maggie: WHAT?! JUSTIN BIEBER?! WHERE? WHERE!?!?!?!?!1111one
Nik: No, you twit -.-, a MACFLOWER. I swear to god, I just saw one! It just jumped onto that tree branch!
Maggie: What the hell, you're wasting my time. It obviously isn't important enough if it isn't my beloved JUSTIN BEAVER. BEANER. BIEBER**!!

by THE TERM IS AFRICAN AMURRICAN April 8, 2010

meatflower

The feminine pleasure center. More clinically referred to as the vagina.

Nick may not have been a horticulturist, but he spent many hours happily tending to my meatflower.

by sistahfistah January 19, 2007