May 21 

This is the day you suck clean your man’s cock after he creampies you. Don’t forget the balls

Your know today is May 21 right?

Yes, now fuck me so I can spit shine your massive dick and lick my juices off of your balls

May 21 by Biggus Dickus 2013 May 6, 2024

May 21 

National Hug your crush or sit on their lap day

Hey its may 21, you know what that means

May 21 by WillyB May 20, 2024

May 21 

National sit on your crush lap day

U know what day it is today it’s may 21

May 21 by WillyB May 20, 2024

May 21 

The day were your girlfriend/wife has to send you 2 videos 1 with her playing with her boobs another of her playing with her pussy

boyfriend: hey do you know what today is
girlfriend: no?
boyfriend: its may 21st you know what that means
girlfriend: oh okay here *2 attachments*

May 21 by laydim12 May 21, 2024

May 21, 2011 

It's may 21, 2011, at 6:00 PM i'm just sitting here eating cereal, pretty apocalyptic, amirite?

On bilboards everywhere, they stay that may 21, 2011 will be the end of the world, one of the scenarios includes humans consuming late breakfast.

May 21, 2011 by thelogicaldictionary July 9, 2011

May 21, 2011 

A day falsely said to be the date the world will end, however by strictly religious people of all religions is said to be a date of divine returning. Is also a date of a full moon, and 1 month before the summer equinox, however, unlike 2012, this lacks the supposed support of thousands of years of writings and prophecy, or any astrological or astronomical distinction in particular (that i know of) unlike 12/21/12, and is also less well known. Also something shown on Billboards in nashvbille, tn, in spring/summer 2010, reading "May 21, 2011 is the day, get close to god" stated by local churches who rented themm to be 'a warning of the significance of the day, which they refer to as Judgement Day... Even the pope has spoke about it. Sometimes no one knows what to believe

The worlds over on december 21, 2012. Its been foreseen for centuries by ancient prophecies and psychics. Then 2011 came....Oh wait, no all of us calculated wrong, its not december 21, 2012, its may 21, 2012... come May 21, 2011, then... please edit this and explain, so it can be proven to hold water or be bull.

May 21, 2011 by J Mar January 11, 2011

May 21, 2011 

A day that was just as dangerous as Y2K.

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If you don't get the joke, that means that it didn't do jack shit.

May 21, 2011 is the day the world ended. It's been doing that a lot, lately.

May 21, 2011 by A Rather Poor Driver June 14, 2011