mantrain

A sex position in which a group of men are either penetrating each other in a line, or performing fellatio on each other in a circle.

All aboard the MAN_TRAIN! CHOO CHOO
The mantrain lasted for several hours and included vigorous pelvic-thrusting action.

by tpyo May 13, 2006

Mantractive

(adj) When a guy is attractive, good-looking, or sexy, from the objective point of view of another guy. A way for a straight guy to admit that another guy is good-looking without sounding gay.

Pete: "My girlfriend got all weirded out when I said that Hugh Jackman has amazing abs. Dude, I'm not gay, it was just an observation!"
John: "No, I know, he is really mantractive."

by Malallory December 2, 2009

frat mattress

1. Adjective. Loose person.
2. Female who sleeps with lots of men, usually members of a fraternity.

Laura is a big frat mattress.

by Matt December 7, 2004

mantropolitan

Trendy, hip urban male who dresses in the current fashions with liberal uses of hair, skin and other self-beautification products. Typical mantropolitan will utilize a "man purse" for transportation of PDA's, mobile data devices and said beauty products.

"Oh that guy is so mantropolitan"

by mikeyhockey May 26, 2009

furious mastrabation

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

by Darker January 21, 2010

GAYATRI MANTRA

A Vedas incantation likely to be formed in 1000BC used by the Hindus to spite off bad paranormal or super natural powers...now also used in India,Bangladesh,Ghana,Mauritius...it is used to call god Gayatri Mata...an avatar of Maa Shakti and used to create a heavenly temper.

“OM VOOR VUVAH SVAHA, TAT SAVITUR VARENYAM, VARGO DEVASYA DHEEMAHI, DHEEYO YONAH PRA CHOD DAYAT.”
~Gayatri Mantra

by xXxPOISON X May 11, 2020

bare mattress nigga

A lower class person that doesn't have a sheet on their mattress

Your broke ass bare mattress nigga

by thundermen June 9, 2016