mattiel

a person, usually female, who likes to take baths with a numerous amount of crayons (usually Crayola).

I was mattiel-ing the other night!

by sydeatsworld January 26, 2010

mattison kay

Mattison is the nicest person you will ever meet shes funny and smart and super hot she dose not take shit from anybody

mattison kay a great person to be with .

by naratoe nutzx April 29, 2022

mattie lee

A god amongst men and a beautiful human being.

Commonly seen in joggers and a variety of puma and shark t-shirts.

“Did you see Mattie Lee?”
“Yeah he gave me a right hard-on”

by Adz15110gay September 17, 2018

Mattis

Synonym to anal sex in different Finno-ugrian language groups.

Hey baby, you wanna have Mattis tonight?

" I had the best Mattis of my life yesterday".

by Jari Suomi August 8, 2009

Mantise

verb
The act of a woman excessively enticing a man with acts that she does not truly intend to do either making the man a bitch slave or really pissed off.

That Heidi is trying to mantise me but I know she is a teasing bitch!

by Yehudi_Masr March 31, 2008

mattiece

A sexy little beast with who gets all the girls. He might look like a dwarf but that doesn't matter with a dick of his size. Don't expect the brightest of minds, but in the end the only thing that matters is his sexy, often dark chocolate body.

#hot #stupid #cute

Girl 1: Whats that little guys name?

Girl 2: Mattiece I think.

Girl 1: Oh thats why he's such a cutie!

by Thewhitedanishmamba December 11, 2016

mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.

"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"

by Oxforddd November 25, 2021