matthew

A sexy man who can cause ladies to swoon over him. He has his way with treating a girl.
girl: your boyfriend is so good. He fits his name. Oh that matthew

girl 1: bitch he is mine!!!
by darkened soul March 11, 2016
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A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"
by Micah P. May 22, 2008
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a bitch who will break you heart, cheat on you and not even care, and force you to love him even though he is a bitch to you
person 1: my life is miserable
person 2: and i'm assuming its because of matthew?
person 1: correct
by swimmergrlweatherspoon November 22, 2010
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a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
by -bil- January 09, 2008
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A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.

At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!
Lets have a man sleepover!
Okay, but don't invite Matthew!
by LolliPopGumDrop June 09, 2010
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matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.
wow matthew and mariana would look great together
by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017
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by Flange101 November 27, 2017
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