Mattimus

One who has traits of a Matthew but is cooler and sexier than a Matthew and who likes to partake of marijuana.

That hot dude with the bong is Mattimus.

by MachineMaria March 3, 2009

Mattais

A person that is intelligent, but not liked by those around them.

"Do you see that guy over there"
"Yeh"
"He's a Mattais"

by Kolilp May 4, 2009

Mattman

The suavest, most illmatic being to ever grace life, the internets, and beyond. A superhero amongst men. You can consider yourself lucky if you ever meet this man.

"Wow, that's the infamous Mattman? He's pretty awesome!"

by MattmanBegins January 21, 2009

mattaku

Means "Honestly!" in Japanese.

Mattaku, that baka was a pain in the ass!

by Shironami November 17, 2007

Mattais

A person of great intelligence, with their own sense of humor.
A person who is always trying to help, but still gets the shit end of the stick.

Jim: "Mattais helped me clean up after the party"
Sadie: "Pshh, he probably made the mess anyway."

by sunbitch November 4, 2011

eye matta

The booger that comes out the corner of your eyes

Eh little nasty boy go wipe out the duty eye matta out your eyeballs lol

by dunnied September 12, 2016

Mattattack

When someone constantly sleeps over after sex. Refering to 'Matt' which means 'Eternal Sex God'.

Cindy: Bobby and I had sex last night, but I didn't get any sleep again because he sleptover.

Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.

by ZOMG101 November 5, 2009