Mathieu Guedon

Grossiste - A highly skilled AE

- This guy broke all the previous AE records.

- Fo shizzle ! He's a legit Mathieu Guedon !

by Gdawggydog December 21, 2023

tyrann mathieu

a SEXY 5'9 starting cornerback for #1 college football team LSU. he goes by nicknames TM7 and of course the HONEY BADGER. One of the best players at LSU. Up for a heisman. Failed a Drug test for smoking weed and got suspended from the Auburn game.

You: Who is Tyrann Mathieu?
Me: Cornerback for LSU, yahh know... the HONEY BADGER
You: why do they call him the honey badger?
Me: because he don't give a shit. He just takes what he wants!

by sks18 October 26, 2011

dirty Mathieu

A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.

last night i did a dirty Mathieu

by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022

le mathieu a paula

le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes

wow le mathieu a paula a battu un enfant. encore 😳

by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020

Tyrann Mathieu

1.Honey Baddger.

2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.

Honey Baddger

Look dude, you had better get out of my way before I do a Tyrann Mathieu on your ass.

by Jabyron1 December 4, 2011

Marcie Mathieu

Marcie Mathieu is the sexiest more beautiful woman in this whole wide world. She also happens to be the most loving and sweetest little angel.

Everyone needs to find their own Marcie Mathieu! She’s a blessing

by Helly L November 18, 2025

to pull a mathieu jean

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

by khursheh December 6, 2016