Mary Poppins that hoe

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

by grand master third June 10, 2009

Mary Poppins stripper

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free

Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

by xclbrican August 18, 2008

Mary Poppins Titties

Titties that are perfect in everyway.

Damn, that girl I went home with last night had Mary Poppins titties!

by Whiptastic Handling December 30, 2008

mary poppins

slang for droppings of an animal

look at the rabbits mary poppins

by Danger Dave.com January 6, 2005

mary poppins

When a pregnant woman in the midst of labor is giving a guy a blowjob.

Phil: I heard you had a baby last night, Ted.
Ted: Yeah, little girl. And my wife gave me an awesome mary poppins right when the head crowned!

by RWParrisII July 5, 2006

mary poppins' luggage

Similar to wizard's sleeve. A lady's genitals which, while possibly seeming regular, are able to accomodate an unfeasably large volume of items.

"she looked tight, but once i was inside it was like mary poppins' luggage"

by Retrovertigod December 16, 2007

Mary Poppin's purse

A vagina that is so loose it has no end.

Victim: She was so loose it was like fucking Mary poppin's purse

by hyden coombs January 23, 2011