Martindewwsexual

If u are in love with dietmartindeww

You: omg do u know the dietmartindeww? I love him
Friend: so u are Martindewwsexual

by Martins boyfriend:) February 5, 2021

Martan

Scottish Highland Legend word for of a creatre that is like a small hobbit and that legend says lives in the Highlands of Scotland very close to Balintore but once was very rampant in a village called Lairg until they faded out and moved south and started to breed there in Balintore, they are said to be very much like the Chupacabra but unlike the chupacabra it does not suck blood.

If you meet a martan you are meant to refer to it as your "bitch" as that is what legend states they were originally referred to as in ancient times they were everyones bitch according to scottish mythology.

"did you see that thing over near that building site doing feck all and lighting a fire while whinging at the same time about tax credits"

"It must have been a Martan"

BIIIITCCHH

EHHHHH

RUUUN

by Henny G January 6, 2008

Marland

An insignificant town in north central oklahoma. The whole town has about 23 people in it, and it is rumored that a majority of the women are small goats. Animal relations are of the norm here, and there isn't much to do besides hang out at the general store and get pregnant.

Man 1- Hey dude I saw a sign on I-35 for Marland, but when I went down that road all I saw was a goat and a man.

Man 2- Yeah they were probably married. That's what they do over there.

by Micky356 December 8, 2010

martanda

Is a Sexy bitch who has spanked his wife is the assssssss

'Oh that Martanda over there has spanked me before..'

by martyboiii May 26, 2021

martardi

1) Getting retardedly drunk from the consumption of martinis.

2) Arriving late to a martini party.

1) On New Years, Matt got really martardi at the bar.

2) The party starts at 9pm, don't be martardi!

by Mallred February 28, 2011

Maranda Page

This Bitchhh above is my best friend I fucking love her so much. She is so fucking talented it’s not even funny, she’s an amazing artist and a tech wizard, she has a hard time with remembering definitions in social studies but I love her anyway, she gets depressed a lot and I don’t know why but I always try to make her laugh, and that always fixes it she’s the only person in the world that can make me laugh until I need my inhaler. She’s goofy and got a lil booty 😉 she’s shy normally BUT SHE DONT TAKE NO SHIT!!! She is the greatest person in my life I love her so much! I love her dirty mind too !! 😂💕 “Maranda” means Adriauna’s property so back off

Caidence: “Maranda my best friend”

Adriauna: “Over my dead body bitchhh she’s mine and always has been”

Maranda Page means amazing

by Fuckyou1667 October 18, 2018

Marandy

The most kindest and sweetest girl you will ever meet. She will be the craziest and funnest person you'll ever meet. Usually a blonde, but are much more beautiful as a brunette . If you ever need advice or just someone to talk to, talk to Marandy, you won’t regret it. If you ever meet a Marandy be sure to say hi because you won't regret it in the future. Oh and did I mention Marandy would make a wonderful girlfriend :)

Guy 1: Did you see that girl over there, she’s fine like white wine.
Guy 2: Yea, that’s Marandy!

by C.B. ;) December 17, 2018