Granny Marmalade

Granny marmalade occurs when a very elderly lady produces a sticky, viscous and pungent coloured mucus from her vagina.

This is also known as downstairs phlegm.

John: Granny you've spilled marmalade all over your pants again!!

Granny Beatrice: Ohhh nooo grandson, that's just Granny marmalade !

by tilly tilly May 7, 2014

Marmalade

a term for a person to indicate they are everything. They are the juice, the fruit, the seeds, the rind. This person is attractive, smart, sexy, kind, funny, talented and nothing else compares.

My boyfriend is marmalade.

by Kiki Montaparte May 18, 2011

Marmalade Industries

Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!

Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.

by Marmalade Master October 22, 2009

mammalade

That special exlir or concoction specially prepared for consumption by party animals in order to put them in a more relxed and peaceful state of mind.

Not to be confused with marmalade.

She really needed to chill out, so Joe gave her some mammalade

by Joe Mammal August 30, 2005

Marmalade Boy

Only one of the best manga books in the world.

example? i dunno.....

by Copycat January 17, 2004

Lady Marmalade

The creamy, viscous, schmear that accumulates in a ladies delicates after a day of happenstance titillation or arousal.

Billy: "Ew, what's that stuff in your sister's panties?!"

Johnny: "Gimmie those! Mom said that's just her lady marmalade. It's normal."

Billy: *takes note to smell some ASAP*

by Buster Grand January 5, 2022

whore marmalade

Someone who sleeps with obtuse amounts of people with the name chad, brad or paul but at the same time is sweet and cares about the people around them.

Susan is such a whore marmalade. I heard she slept with Chad Smith, Brad the cashier and your brother Paul. But afterwards she did talk to them about all of their daddy issues.

by Tablecloth_wanker February 17, 2020