Markus

A guy that is really gay and likes underage girls. He also loves anal sessions with his guy friends.

He is so gay. I think he is a markus

by D6buwf7 August 27, 2019

Markus

A Markus is a rip off version of Marcus with a C. Markus doesn’t have a C because his white parents didn’t want to be generic and tried to be creative. A Markus in most cases is a pussy.

“Hey Markus where’s Marcus he’s cooler”

by Icee-nostyle November 13, 2019

Markus

A total dumbass

: who is that

:markus he is kinda stupid

by Aliencookie December 2, 2019

Markus

A guy who wants to have sex with black men.

Hey is that Markus flirting with that white woman?
No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.

by Veganrocker May 5, 2020

Markus

A markus is a small midget who has sexual encounters with patty and is a teletubby/ pillsbury dough boy.

wow you look like a markus

by milfs March 26, 2019

Markus

A completely hollow individual who may be a psychopath. If you ever encounter a Markus be sure to be on your guard because these guys are unpredictable and everything he says should be taken seriously. Markus’s also are known to be sarcastic, careless sociopaths who are highly calculated individuals. On the off chance that a Markus isn’t a psychopath or a sociopath then he’s one of the multipliers where whatever actions you do for them they repay many times over, we still have yet to figure out what the catch is.

That shady guy over there is such a Markus.

by AntMan!!! October 29, 2018

Markus

Markus suffers from a serious nicotine addiction and will always be a big virgin. He always complains about being single and is looking for someone to bang before he turns 17. Hopeless case.

oh yeah Markus is a massive virgin

by Bel-end October 5, 2020