A whole headass who can sometimes be lit but most of the time is an idiot. Also has chingy eyes and goes by the name “Ching ling”
by Hoekage November 07, 2019
A hockey GOD, Gaborik currently plays for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League. He is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. A definate crowd pleaser, Gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.
An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.
An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.
Marian Gaborik was GABORIFIC last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. He was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.
by Barrett W. January 31, 2006
Someone who is definitely not beautiful in any aspect whatsoever. Very stubborn as well. A creature you would not like to meet at anytime in your life. If you have, I suggest you kill yourself ASAP.
by AwkwardAlecks June 23, 2009
When a woman has a plump rounded midriff that's adorably spherical in shape and the rest of her body is average in appearance. Not necessarily pregnant, but also not necessarily not pregnant. Derived from the Virgin Mary during and after her pregnancy with baby Jesus/Yeshu.
Damn! That chick has that Marian Look to her! The way her white clothes accentuate her belly, buttocks, thighs and boobs, not to mention it barely covers the lower half of her stomach and how she always seems to have one hand on her belly and the other on her hip.
by jlloyddaman October 17, 2020
One and Only. Best of a kind. Sometimes unreasonable but she just had firm values in life. Will give more. Will be kind to an unruly unkind world. Not perfect, but as true as it can be.
by Uhyean January 23, 2022
An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.
Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.
by bobzac85 November 05, 2006
Prep guy 1: Did u hear about Marian High School’s sunshine day they had off
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better
Prep guy 2: Wow that’s stupid. Mercy is better
by prepguy49 April 20, 2022