Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed

“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”

by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020

mantangle

Two (or more) naked men coiled around each other in a passionate embrace.

ZUUL: hew are you sitting in levines lap gently stroking
his ginger locks?
Joanna: eeeeeeeeeew
ZUUL: they are spread eagle arms and legs and taints all in
a mantangle

by onlyZUUL January 17, 2008

mafting

There are three levels of mafting - mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bloody mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and fucking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.

"Feel my leg! It's bloody mafting!"

by Chris Beesting September 25, 2009

Iron Manning

The act of cutting a can in half, and then shoving the sharp end onto the center of another's chest and twisting it around, cutting a hole in their chest, also while screaming," IRON MAN, IRON MAN!"

I heard that Karshin had to go to the hospital after getting held down and being given Iron Manning for five minutes.

by D1ck Gang December 1, 2014

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

mandingus

The combination of mandingo and dingus. In effect: massive throbbing black cock

I'm just aching for a mandingus.

by Mandingus March 31, 2018

Midnight Mating Call

The distant sound from outside of a bathroom of someone you find attractive vomiting.

The big girls at butlers are getting excited, I guess they here Chris's Midnight Mating Call from the bathroom.

by Dirty Randy 69 January 19, 2017