Mandingo

When Anita gets fucked in every hole by a gang of crack snorting fucktards from her local area. When everything is finished she pulls a kilo of LSD from her anal cavity and starts popping them like skittles.

Anita been Mandingo -ing again

by Itsbradd October 29, 2014

Mandingo

A sexy man, a hottie such as David beckham.

Woman: woo see that Mandingo on the Telly.

Girl: that's David beckham mom. But he sure is a Mandingo

by Echo Leanne January 5, 2016

mandingo

The stereotypical "man" in a homosexual relationship. The counter term is "mandissa," which refers to the stereotypical "female." For example, a mandingo would open the door for his mandissa, he would pay for dinner on dates, he would actively pursue his mandissa. Generally, the mandingo is the top, or the inserter, during intercourse. Most mandingos could pass for straight, while mandissas are obviously gay.

OMG! Look at that mandingo's hairy chest. I just want him to tear off my clothes and eat me.

by cbarbs May 27, 2006

Mandingo

A really hot chick with big hooters, often found in their natural habitat of office like employment driving their co-workers mad with there extreme hotness. Can also be referred to as dingo for a more generic plural meaning.

Dude#1: Dude!! did you see Mandingo?!?!
Dude#2: Yeah!! She made my hair nubbins stand up!!

by DunkMonkey January 31, 2007

Mandingo

A massive stool that makes you weep like a baby while passing it, due to its length and girth.

I ate way too many eggs and cheese last night. As a result the mandingo I had this morning nearly ripped me in half.

by sourkraut May 9, 2014

mandingo

MANDANGO's lil' bro, not as strong or powerful

MANDANGO knocked out his lil' bro Mandingo with his monster

by wallball April 14, 2008

mandingo-phobia

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis

Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.

by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017