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Chainsaw Maneuver

A physical act carried out by an overzealous novice attempting to remove a length of anal beads in a forceable manner, as if one was pull-starting a chainsaw.
Becky was really enjoying the anal romp that had ensued for a period of 45 minutes. Then the anal beads were inserted, and her fun came to a screaming end when her partner applied the chainsaw maneuver. Her fun was then completely forgotten when cleanup of the millions of fecal projectiles ensued.
by shaft@planetquake.com March 31, 2005
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Picard Maneuver

The Picard Maneuver is a battle tactic invented by Starfleet Captain Jean-Luc Picard. In 2355, Picard was in command of the USS Stargazer when it was attacked by an unknown alien vessel, later determined to be of Ferengi origin.

During the engagement, the Battle of Maxia, the Stargazer, which was holding station several million kilometers away from its adversary, suddenly accelerated to warp 9 directly towards the Ferengi ship. Because the enemy was only equipped with light speed sensors, they had no way of knowing that the Stargazer had moved until it was too late. When the light from the newly-moved ship reached the Ferengi ship's sensors, the light from its previous position was still arriving, so the Ferengi saw two Stargazers. Even if they had figured out that the new image was the genuine one in time, it would have been too late, as the Stargazer opened fire as soon as it dropped out of warp, and the Ferengi ship had no time to maneuver out of the way before the phasers and photon torpedoes hit. The Ferengi ship was destroyed. This technique was so successful that it was named after Picard, and there was no known defense against it until 2364.
During the Battle of Maxia, Captian Picard was in control of the Stargazer & invented a battle tactic called the Picard Maneuver and destroyed the Ferengi ship.
by X Juno January 11, 2011
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Valley Maneuver

When a female attaches roller skates to her exposed asshole, then slides down a side of a valley, whilst a male skates down the other side of the valley , ramming penile device in to the vaginal crevice. Thus the valley manuever. If a man can complete this maneuver he will receive the highest of fives
Bro I totally pulled the Valley Maneuver last night... I think o broke my dick. Defenitly worth it!
by Butch Niggu December 3, 2014
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Ellis maneuver

The movement out of, back into and finally out of the friend zone. A triple black diamond stunt only to be attempted by professionals. Requires skill and precision to achieve the second relationship and has only ever been fully completed one time that we know of, although many have tried.
"What a savage, he Ellis maneuvered Sam around the holidays so he didn't have to get her a present"
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Dani Maneuver

A futunari with a massive amount of jizz, enough to bloat the other participating party.
Example: Watch out, that person's well known for using the Dani Maneuver
by Aesthesus January 22, 2018
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Mcnutt Maneuver

When you shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun
Bro there's no Travis Scott™ burgers left, I think I'm going to Mcnutt myself

Prue is a bitch, gonna do a Mcnutt Maneuver to her face
by Darwinn September 16, 2020
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vancouver maneuver

Tucking one's erect member into ones waistband to avoid detection whilst in public.
My date with that really hot girl would have gone bad if it weren't for the Vancouver maneuver.
by M. Miller May 6, 2008
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