malya

Malya is the moment. How can you live without a Malya. She’s beautiful, she’s got a pure soul and she’s extremely kind. Malya will always find a way to be there for you and help you whenever you need her, even though she’s never getting the same energy back. Everyone wants a Malya, but not everyone deserve one. She’s ambitious, sometimes lazy but still always get the work done, plus, very funny woman who smiles and laugh E-VE-RY-TI-ME.

Trust me, if you ever meet a Malya with a Y, keep her.

Damn it’s time that I found me a wife. I wouldn’t mind a Malya type.

by liyahmaitype November 21, 2021

malta national anthem

i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.

L-INNU MALTI

Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,

hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:

Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.



Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,

Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:

Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.

by me is gut September 12, 2004

Malta

A Country Almost No One Knows About

Guy 1: Have You Heard Malta

Guy 2: Whats A Malta

Guy 1: A Country In Europe Dummy

by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021

University of Malta

University of Malta is the top educational institution in malta. MCAST (which is the cheap alternative where one can enter with only 2 or 3 O-levels) is nothing compared to the University of Malta, where 2 A-levels and 3 Intermediates are required. In UOM, the important things are learnt, especially for engineering, where students are actually thought how to be a real engineer, not just how to weld 2 pieces of metal together or fix cars.

UOM student: "Hi, you came for an interview, right?"
MCAST student: "Yes, ai come for intervjuwn"
UOM student: "What qualifications do you have?"
MCAST student: "Ai have 3 O-levels, and a diploma in car fixing"
UOM student: "Ok, thank you, that is enough for today. How would you like to recycle this for me?"
MCAST student: "Orrajt, no problem"
UOM student: *Hands MCAST student's CV* "Thank you, I only accept real engineers from the university of malta"

by UOMguy January 20, 2010

malta

malta is a island in the mediterranean sea just in between africa and sicily majority of the religion is catholic

those who badmouth malta are normally just people who are pissed of that we kicked their ass in world war two

malta accepts many refugees into their archipaloaegp

dude 1: have you heard about malta?
dude 2: yeah what a shithole
dude 1: just because they kicked you countries ass in WWII
dude 2: -_-

by markusmb September 15, 2011

Malya

A hot girl who gives guys boners just with her face

Malya gave me a huge boner

by Malyaisnice November 15, 2014

maletas

Someone who sucks at soccer/football or you can use it as a comback when someone sucks at something

Rudy your such a maletas at football

by Jeffrey p January 26, 2017