a guy's inability to locate an item in the frig or pantry when it is right in front of him. and he then tells his significant other or friend, "we must be out of ketchup" and then she has to stop whatever it is she is doing and grap the item from the frig and hand it over.

Dude! you so have malevision...if the ketchup bottle had teeth, it would have bitten your hand off!"

malevision by patty browning January 23, 2008

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Maevings

One of the most iconic people in the Dave and Bambi community. Also known for composing these 3 fantracks; Opposition, Thearchy, and Tsukareta. (And don't forget Taimuresu)

Maevings is probably the only person in the Dave and Bambi community to be verified in Youtube Music.

Maevings by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022

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malvinas

Anything you gave away but now you want it back and are prepared to do anything to get it back, even if it means losing everything.

Named after the Argentine name for the Fawkland Islands which they ruled from 1820 to 1833 and now want back.

Barbara is my Malvinas, I should have never gave her away, I am going to dump the troupe of Folie Bergers cancan girls who have declared undying love for me, and get her back even though she has diseases science hasnt got a name for.

Those maracas are my Malvinas, I am going to cancel the world tour and travel to the South Pole to get them back from the vulcanologist I gifted them to.

malvinas by baarttttteeerllllemmmmmm March 10, 2013

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Malvina

A malvina is a type of scottish cheese. Often found bullying grade two children with accents, the malvina is anything but exquisite. Finds entertainment in leprachaun hunting underneath elementary schools. Avoid at all costs.

"OMG. That cheese is SUCH a malvina. She's practically RAPING that leprachaun! Poor thing."

Malvina by Patchthethird May 16, 2010

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