Hector Malector

Hectic's successor.

Adam: Dude, what happened with that chick last night?
Ben: That chicks fur cave was hector malector!
Adam: Sweeeeeet

by grooof August 3, 2011

maction

affection derived by unreasonable (read absurd) amusement, demonstrated by attention at least and verbiage in a comment box at most, resulting in the high point of someone's day.

Tinku: omg Jay's pic on Facebook gets more maction than you do!

by ektaekta!_read_all_about_it_ February 10, 2007

malenthon

Spirit from up above whose here to give prodigious art. He cares for all around him. He just wants everyone to smile

Malenthon he was

by One1sane November 23, 2021

Malicion

To commit an act with ill intent.
Related to malicious

A malicious act.

"for you to cheat on that test would be malicion

by Aphidlover August 16, 2024

Malentines Day

The day when men can be men without regard for others. Sensitive emotions and feeling are ignored and violence is favored. Usually celebrated in pairs or small packs, typical activities include watching action movies, drinking, and video games.

Dude, you want to come over for Malentines day? Sure bro, I got the beer. What are we going to watch?

by GrisleyMan42 February 14, 2024

Malörtion

To attempt to consume strong and bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I’m gonna have to go out tonight and get a malörtion.

by Malort Man May 27, 2025

Malörtion

The act of consuming bitter high alcohol liquor to abort a fetus.

I couldn’t get an appointment at Planned Parenthood today so I guess I have to go out to the bars tonight and get a Malörtion.

by Malort Man May 27, 2025