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Majesticism

Art of being a Majestic cunt, like a unicorn jumping over the hills in slow motion, shitting out rainbows like a predator marking its territory during hunting season
"fuck me cunt, that round house kick showed such majesticism that chuck norris would shit himself, and bruce would come back form the dead and shake your hand with a firm dragon grip."
by thegreatttunknowwwnnnnn July 26, 2016
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Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.
Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??
by Braam October 9, 2014
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majestic dangle

Majestic dangle is the biggest your dick can look without being confused for being hard. Majestic dangle is what you want in the locker room Or doctors office.
Taking a whiz...

/looks down

“Damn my D looks juicy as fuck”

/keeps whizzing

“YOU SHALL NOW AND FOREVER BE KNOWN AS...MY MAJESTIC DANGLE!!”

//strut walks out of bathroom
by Rkelly01 October 24, 2018
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Zoe Majesty

When you wit the shits and you're Haitian , Bougie Haitian
That nigga on his Zoe Majesty shit.

Synonyms: Baller , High Roller, shot caller

Antonyms: Buster, Lame, Loser, Chump
by Trippy MAKAVELI May 14, 2015
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majesticvsp

An overrating editor on tiktok. She barely interacts with her own supporters. What a waste of potential.
majesticvsp can't actually edit lmao
by uarefads April 13, 2021
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majesty

A person who has a great sense of style and has a very exquistie personality. Very picky about who they hang around becuase they are worth so much.
She has such a individual style, she can be a bit of a snob but shes really sexy at heart, such a majesty
by HMF May 1, 2005
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majestical

Females are majestical.
by sjkdf kljfsdoi js August 12, 2012
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