Maidenless

The lack of a romantic partner, this term is also used to point out individuals who have lost themselves in their sexual frustration, and as such, can no longer think in a rational way.

Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

But I’m afraid you’re plumb out of luck.

You are maidenless. A bit player, fully divorced from the strength of runes.

Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere.

by Leaucard July 9, 2022

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Maidenless

The act of having no female interactions outside of fictional characters.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I'm going to propose to the girl of my dreams
Guy 2: What girl? You only ever stay in your room
Guy 1: Nah man, I'm going to propose to Ranni
Guy 2: Oh, I should have known. You fool don't you realise that Ranni is a fictional character. You will still be maidenless

by BitsAndB0Bs October 20, 2023

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