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Angry Magician

An angry magician is when you are doing a girl doggie style. Then you donkey punch her real hard to knock her out, and then hide in her closet. When she wakes up and checks the closet for you, you punch her in the face, and run home. Once home, masturbate.
Dan "Did you here that Steve pulled an angry magician in Carol last night?"
Keith "Damn, he's a midget throwing, donker humper"
by mbsharp January 11, 2009
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chicken magician

the most delicious fried chicken in hackensack that a crazy indian can make
by lope21 January 18, 2008
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Magician's cloak

Chastity was used to circumcised penises. She had never seen a Magician's cloak before.
by Bensky March 9, 2014
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ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.
Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......
by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007
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Cock Magician

A girl who makes every cock around her disappear - in one of her holes. (a.k.a - Skank)
"Dude, if you need to get laid you should go over to Jen's. She's a total Cock Magician."
by J..Z.. April 30, 2008
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jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.
Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.
by McDurkster December 27, 2009
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magician

to do a magician you need a few things. 1. 3 people one being a girl and yourself and a good frined with equal dick size. 2nd be in a room on the first floor with a good window view. fuck your girl doggy style then switch out with your friend without her knowing he is involved. sneak out of the house and go to the window outside and knock and wave

you guys have the magician and the phantom confused
jenny was confused when she saw the person outside who she thought was fucking her....she thought that he was some kind of magician
by Drinell October 12, 2005
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