Madonna fries

The last few french fries that fall to the bottom of a fast food bag. They often get discarded into the trash and make for good dumpster food.

True story ... When Madonna was poor she used to dumpster dive. She's on record as saying she was fond of McDonald's bags because there would often be some fries at the bottom of the bag.

It seems like every time I get fast food there are always some Madonna fries that fall to the bottom of the bag.

I saw some people dumpster diving for Madonna fries the other day.

by BWLPack July 3, 2009

Madonna Cattle Rancher

You seek out the prettiest of the prettiest of migrant workers from a field and proceed to have your man junk jerked, preferably into a pile of dirt.

Tom had to pay off his gambling debts on Sunday with a Madonna Cattle Rancher

by Balls of Steel Froman January 2, 2010

porca madonna

Big insult to divinity, in paticular to Maria, the mother of Jesus.

Porca Madonna l'è freddo!
How the fuck much is cold!

by bestemmiatorenumberone October 23, 2008

madonna effect

When you think it's the Mandela effect, but resulting from autism you mistake it for the Madonna effect.

"hey man, you messaged me to play red dead" "no i didn't, I think your experiencing the Madonna effect"

by Logan Madonna Gitlarski April 13, 2020

Madonna

California slang name for Cocaine

before we head out to the club, we have to pick up Madonna.

by SujfatS November 6, 2014

madonna

An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” Razzie at the 2000 Golden Raspberry awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.

Madonna has staying power in the public eye, although I've never been able to figure out why.

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 22, 2006

Madonna-Whore Complex

The tendency for men to not be able to integrate the "dualisms" of women. Though EACH and EVERY female IS in fact fully capable of BOTH, it appears man's greatest challenge is to resolve them both in the same woman, thus these two aspects of the female must be relegated into two very separate and distinct categories--one or the other, black or white, Madonna or Whore. It's a shame men can't just accept that both are available to them in the same woman.

She's a Madonna, and a Whore. This introduces a complex dilemma. Madonna-Whore Complex.

by KatieCoolLady July 16, 2009