mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

Mad Hater

Mad Hater: Noun. Someone who hates on another person or something to a excessive degree.

The Homie: Bro don’t let that scrub clown on you, he got on dirty flea market air-force 0.5 shoes, two different types of socks, his momma just dropped him off at work, where he just got fired for stealing on his day off.

Me: bro you a Mad Hater, even if it’s facts.

by Sel-Block July 15, 2022

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

mad hand

Skills so incredible that they have the effect on observers of an excellent handjob.

I would like to make sweet sweet love to your show four times a day for the next year and have 5000 little babies running around to keep giving me mad hand... Oh my God that mad, mad hand. Please never go off the air because all the joy will be exhausted from my life and I will probably kill a family of bunny rabbits before turning the shotgun on myself.

by Jenandra May 26, 2008

Mad Hard

originally used in "Save The Last Dance". Used to express the awesomeness of something.

Me: i just found 50 dollars in my pocket!
Devyn: that's mad hard.

by KuLu4 October 20, 2010

mad hatter

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.

Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!

by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006

Mad Hoe Disease

A disease where a hoe goes crazy trying to steal your man or other people's mans
Symptoms are-

Psycosis- What's this bitch doing around my man
Dementia- Did she forget he's mine
Depression- When they realize they dont have a chance
Anxiety- when they realize imma fight them if they don't stay away
Problems with coordination- Because hoes cant fight
Confusion- She still going after him? she must have be confused
Pins and Needles- When she's getting her ass beat

Did you say she's trying to steal Robbie from me, that girl got Mad Hoe Disease

by nesuDnaV nediA December 15, 2019