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Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water 

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
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mother fucking ass dick 

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.
Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

mother fucking lick screwdriver 

when you like to watch kids shows too much
Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY 

This nigga: Handled 5 niggas simultaneously, made 2 of those niggas sacrifice themselves, THEN still proceeded to whoop a niggas ass that had enough power create a universe AND a nigga who defeated a God of Destruction. AND, This niggas had enough strength to fight 3 niggas at the same time at the end . HARDEST NIGGA IN DBZ IS WHO??? JIREN THE MOTHFER FUCKING GREY
Pussy ass niggas: “Dam, I’m hella tired”.
REAL NIGGAS: “You know who dosent get tired? JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY”.

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt 

It means you stupid crazy and ugly