the lysiak

this is a little-known but intense sexual move. wait around in a dark, secluded thicket until a defenseless, elderly woman wanders by. Ask her if she's ok, but just close enough for your microwave oven to blow her pacemaker haywire. Then, bend her over a park bench, throw her poodle skirt over her broken hips, and fuck her like osteoporosis is going out of style until her blue wig falls off. then steal her motorized cart and ride off into the darkness

i was so fucked up from that varnish that i did the lysiak

by little bitch smurf March 16, 2003

the lysiak

hit her with the motorized cart. get out of the cart and start screaming "ITS MILLER TIME!!!" then take all of her skin. disguise yourself in her skin on you and walk into the social security office. get her money and cart on off into the sunset for your next old woman. best places to find old people are: wegmans on weekday mornings, voting booths, and florida.

i knew i had a problem when i was getting my jollies from doing it lysiak style.

by Big Papa Smurf March 16, 2003

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

Lyrik

Super annoying person who is balding at too young of an age, has no life, and likes to be silly and goofy to manipulate people. Their corny, and rude, and doesn’t understand basic decency. Would not recommend, 0 stars.

“I don’t like Lyrik”

by Emily5678 March 9, 2022

Lysak

Dumb Polish Person. AKA Dumsack

The Lysaks can't figure out why their submarines with screen doors keep sinking.

by R. Murray April 15, 2003

LySky

Amazing personality. A gamer,streamer and YouTuber

Also likes football and fruit

Let’s go and chill with LySky

by Cypo yt November 5, 2019

lysi

a dumb bitch. clueless and probably doesn’t do well in school

person 1: omg she’s such a lysi.

person 2: i know! shes so stupid

by gdskksbeebkssk April 13, 2020