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insta-lurking 

The act of looking through someone's Instagram account, going past 30 weeks and not liking a single post.
Guy 1; Bro I was looking through this one girls account for 2 hours.
Guy 2; Dude that's intense. Did you like any of her pics?
Guy 1; no way man I was 56 weeks into that shit.

Guy 2; so you were insta-lurking.

parental shoulder lurking

parental shoulder lurking is when a parent or guardian reads your IMs, facebook, or any other computerized messaging system. they would 'lurk' over your shoulder and read your personal messages that you have with friends or other people.
me: mom! would you quit your parental shoulder lurking! i'm not doing anything bad!

mom: suure you're not, kiddo, suure you're not.

lufkin road middle school

lufkin road middle school is anshit ass fucking school, water leaks from the walls. teachers are crackheads. you can run into the gym without running into the pole. home to 919. you would get lost within 2 minutes and end up getting rapped by the teachers. you will never see the principle for all 3 years you go there. smells like weed in the 8th grade hallways. all sports team sucks ass. girls think cheerleading is a sport. the 7th graders will give the 8th graders head . The teachers don’t know shit , you won’t go a day without some ghetto black kid shouting at u randomly , track 4 is cock suckers that think there cool , track 1 is gay , no one knows track 2 or 3 bc noone likes them , the thots will always stay in tack 1 and the f boys always in track 4.
“what the hell is leaking on my head”. “why the hell is there a pole in the middle of our gym”

lufkin road middle school is so stupid

Andy Larkin 

The single greatest cartoon character I know of, he's from the cartoon "What's with Andy?". The "Prince of Pranks" and "Master Trickster". Likes to prank, but his pranks always land him in deep trouble. Has had many things happen to him, including being in a rodeo, and being snagged on a bull's horns while the bull was running through East Gackle.
Does this definition really need an example? Andy Larkin was explained thoroughly above.
spying on people online, while you remain invisible
Even though he claims to be "In a MUCH better place",J spends his days lurking online, to see who is talking to who
lurking by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

Larkin High School

Ghetto ass fuck. Crack head students and teachers. Corny as a mofo. Worst school ever. They all spread rumors
Girl 1: I go to larkin high school
Girl 2: oof
Larkin High School by Bootyhold October 11, 2019