a static lullaby

ASL is my 3rd fav band, the guy up top needs to get a life. If you dont like a band okay, but dont go trashing them over the net. Have respect,if you were in a starting band i dont think you would like people trashing you. think about it. I saw them last Tuesday w/ AFI. They KICK SOOO MUCH ASS! My opiion, you may beg to differ. But I dont care. oh by the way hes a great screamer not a sorry one unlike you.

My music.My opion.My ears.Not yours.

by Nikki February 26, 2004

Lipstick Lullaby

When a skank puts on an unnecessary amount of lipstick and sucks your dick while attempting to sing her favorite tunes.

Damn that bitch sang me the sweetest Lipstick Lullaby last night...when she was finished it looked like my dick was painted red and someone threw a spoon-full of yogurt in her face.

by myspace.com/RyanSorel May 29, 2008

lullaby and a handjob

When a strange woman sings "Killing me Softly" in a man's ear whilst proceeding to wank him off like the clappers forcing him to simultaneously experience a cum explosion or a very severe cum clot and fall into a traumatic deep sleep from which he may never wake.

Jenny gave Jack the best "Lullaby and a handjob" the other night after losing a hand at dingleberry circus roll along. Now he will sleep for weeks without any gambling worries.

by Baitconversation906 January 27, 2017

adult lullaby

Your favorite tv show or movie to fall asleep to.

If I really want to fall asleep I put Columbo on I love the show but it's my adult lullaby I always fall asleep watching it.

by No1billmurrayfan March 9, 2016

Arsonists lullaby

When an arsonist dies in a fire

I wish Julio González died in a Arsonists lullaby

by Carol baskin April 23, 2020

Bruh'ms Lullaby

When your homie has trouble sleeping so you sing him to sleep. Usually followed by saying no homo.

Bro 1: I can't sleep after ripping fat lines of your sister's back bruh
Bro 2: Don't worry bro I'll drive round and sing you Bruh'ms Lullaby
Bro 1: I love you bro, drive safe

by skrrter boi January 22, 2019

a static lullaby

a great wonderful screamo band with terrifac lyrics and two great singers (one screamer named joe, one singer named dan) in other words the best band ever. skrew whoever hates them and why the hell would you make up hate for them on the net. thats GAY!

maryjo-dude a static lullaby rocks!
some other person-I KNOW! they make me wet myself!
some loser-i dont like em
maryjo and some ther person-dude your gay

by ASlfan4life July 6, 2004