lolzard

1-To laugh so hard you are taken by a mysterious power back to the Dinosaur times.

2- the lengthend term for Lol'z

1-"wow look at those dinosaurs, what a lolzard!"

by Mat_11 July 4, 2008

lot lizards

Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.

Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?

by dangerdanger77 August 23, 2006

Lizard Time

Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.

Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.

OR

*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!

by Chico State TG June 14, 2011

draining the lizard

Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"

by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

Lobbing the lizard

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Lazarbeam

A sexybeast, bloody legend of a youtuber and he has anal stretching cream named Alan in case he wants to fist one up his anus. He posts Australian videos such as kangaroos fighting, koalas fighting and some messed up shit. (it is believed that he is a rapist) On his reading comments with lazarbeam videos, you can tell he has some f****d up fans. He has a sister named Tanner who does shoeys which is drinking beer out of a shoe and lazarbeam set her up since he is a f****d person.

Here's to Lazarbeam he's true blue, He's a piss-pot through and through, He's a bastard, so they say, Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way, Drink it down, down, down, down. Hooray to Lazarbeam, hooray at last, hooray to Lazarbeam, He's a horses ass.

by Kingbuttercup9 June 1, 2017