Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

Certified lover boy

Another term for pedophile.

Certified lover boy? Certified pedophiles.

by not_like_us May 8, 2024

Boy lovers

The night about age eight a boy gets a pussy cut into him by a eight foot cop

Boy lovers fuck with knives it hurts worse than salt in the eyes and leaves goo in your ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

certified boy lover

A certified boy lover is a person who loves one of three boys (or, if you’re lucky, all three) These boys are, Tyler the Creator, Frank Ocean and Steve Lacy. Only hot bitches are boy lovers, so if you find yourself one, hide them in your basement, play Xbox with them, listen to ‘in search of’ and eat donuts while conversing over what church does.

Jay: Damn that girl’s so different and quirky
Jae: Yeah, she definitely a certified boy lover, look, she’s listening to Frank right now.

by certifiedboylover August 24, 2022

lover boy

the guy who loves everyone even his step mom in his bed. a guy who thinks he is better than play boy or even a fuck boy. he considers himself a greater lover than any one in this world

haa being a lover boy is soo great that even my step mom told my cock is better than my dad......

by lovesense.bitch April 23, 2022

Certified lover boy

A man who is incapable of growth and lacks maturity causing them to be romantically attracted to those of the same or lesser mental acuity as them, often times being a person much younger then them to an almost criminal degree.

"Certified lover boy? Certified pedophile. Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop."

by Legible Ghastino May 18, 2024

Certified Lover Boy

Sundeep

Random Person: “Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep”

by SGill1202 September 3, 2021