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voluntary loss of stool

When you have to leave a shit (I know, it's supposed to be take a shit, but in the immortal words of the late great comedian George Carlin, you don't take a shit, you leave a shit!), you tell whomever is nearby that you need to go and experience voluntary loss of stool.
This is the most gentle, curse-free way to say that you need to go and pinch a loaf.
{Paul}: Hold on a few minutes there George, I need to run and have voluntary loss of stool!
{George}: Ok, whatever Paul. :-/
by Telephony December 30, 2014
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Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.
"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"
by LarryLove March 1, 2009
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I-Ready lesson

A 40 minute waste of time. Sometimes theres a short lesson but the teacher counts it as half a lesson like iutgnitugnpgnirengprntirgn. No. Ban hammer them. If schools do make students do this bias crap when I have kids ill homeschool their asses.
Litterly me when i fail an I-Ready lesson.
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cutting your losses

to extricate yourself from an impossible situation, where there is very little or no hope for improvement.

similiar to cashing in your chips, however, when one cuts their losses, it usually means that they are walking away with nothing to show for their efforts, and are getting out before they have to endure even more loss.
cutting your losses:

The U.S. Government eventually decided to cut its losses with regard to the Vietnam War, and by the early 1970s withdrew all of its military forces from Southeast Asia.
by Bungalow Bill October 13, 2005
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LosPollosTV

An extremely short and fat streamer on twitch who is a social reject and has severe depression because of his subs on twitch.
LosPollosTv is so tubby.
by SomeFagonTwitch March 11, 2019
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Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".
Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)
by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009
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losser

A losser is a loser who can't spell "loser".
Moron: "Hey man, you are teh losser!"
Guy: "It's spelled 'loser' you uneducated bastard."
by MrsAvocadoMan January 10, 2019
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