One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.
Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)
Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.
by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010
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Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.
Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough
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A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading
Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".
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"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
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by Honger July 24, 2010
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by Meek it’s March 22, 2019
Get the LoadingJoshh mug.Lodi is a small town in Northern California. This is full of cowboys, wanna be gang members, wanna be cowboys and a bunch of 40 year old moms who are addicted to reality tv shows and wine.
Person who lives in town: Hey bro.. you see my new lifted truck? I’m such a cow boy. Lodi is the best for us wanna be rednecks
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