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Lombardy Slap

When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).
Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."

Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"
by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008
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Lombardi Slap

The act of hitting sombody in the face with a flaccid penis.
Jon was lombardi slapped by a jiggly elephant penis and it created a welt across his face.
by dickmonster69 August 29, 2011
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lombardi

When a man slaps another person with his penis, usualy in the face
the lombardi is best executed quickly, so as to cause the most surprise and alarm
by Spencer Mahan December 28, 2005
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Lombardi sore throat

Experiencing a sore throat after the counter move "Lombardi catch"
That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.
by blackbear6 March 4, 2011
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The Lombardi

The Lombardi is a complex, multi-step sexual act:

1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.

2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.

3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.

4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.

5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.

6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.

7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.

8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"

"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"

"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."
by Chandler and Matt November 1, 2008
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lombaridocous

bad case of bent back to make ass look big
look at that girl trying to make her butt look big, she has a bad case of lombaridocous
by chapman September 12, 2019
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Lombard

Used to describe someone who is considered a ‘ stinking , unloyal poopoo head ‘ who takes nothing seriously. A common insult.
“ My god you are such a lombard. “
“ You actual LOMBARD. “

What a bunch of lombards.. “
by loauee October 23, 2023
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