When a man gives a woman a rather painful blow to the face via his dick. Some recipients have reportedly expirienced brain damage/internal bruising due to the "Slap". Founded by the grand daddy of them all, Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy (Also known for his work on TV's 24).
Person 1: "Damn, i feel so sorry for her. She will be mentally impaired for the rest of her life due to that Lombardy Slap."
Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"
Person 2: "What?! I thought she had Down's Syndrome!"
by Louis "The Punisher" Lombardy September 9, 2008
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by Spencer Mahan December 28, 2005
Get the lombardi mug.That Lombardi party was crazy last night. Did you see when I countered Jareth's Lombardi slap with the Lombardi catch. It sucks though because I have a bad Lombardi sore throat today.
by blackbear6 March 4, 2011
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1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.
2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.
3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.
4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.
5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.
6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.
7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.
8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
1) Instruct your woman to cook you a DELICIOUS grilled cheese sammich.
2) Grilled cheese sammich shall be placed on a plate with ketchup to dip in.
3) Woman undresses, quickly so sammich stays warm. ZERO FOREPLAY.
4) Woman now gets on her hands and knees and awaits justice.
5) Balance your epic plate of win on the back of said woman.
6) Dip your sammich into the ketchup, dip your penis into the woman.
7) Enjoy the sammich more than the sex.
8) The Lombardi is not over until the sammich has been consumed.
"I tried to get Katie to let me do The Lombardi last night, but she got really pissed at me!"
"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."
"Whoever can pull of the Lombardi is a God!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!! Rombardi totally Lombardied his woman last night... I SAW THE FUCKING CRUMBS!!!! That man is a god! Let's get some schwarma to celebrate."
by Chandler and Matt November 1, 2008
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