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Lob

As in, 'I'd lob one in there.'
Measured up and judged to be worth fucking without regret. Generally - a judgement affixed to a woman by a man - while not within her earshot. Spoken between bros or their cross cultural equivalents.
Jimmy Three Beers: 'Ewwwey! Carmen's sister's lookin' kinda' hot tonight. Would you tap that ass?'

Big Carl: 'Mmmm. Yeah. I'd lob one in there.'
by PulSe of Samsara December 28, 2021
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Lob

The act of sexually engaging with a female. Usually used to emphasize the female’s attractiveness. Used almost always on animated characters.
Bro, she’s not best girl, but I’d totally lob her.
by Salad Fren June 4, 2020
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the lob

slang term for Red Lobster. Coined and often used by employees.

See "red lobster" definition 4, for more details.
Employee/torturee 1: "What's going on at the lob?"

Employee/torturee 2: "We had a 12 top consisting of 2 adults and 10 kids, who insisted on sitting in a booth, then stiffed their waiter."
by kneecap March 19, 2008
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Lob

The act of sexually engaging with a female. Usually used to emphasize the female’s attractiveness. Used most often on animated characters.
Bro, she may not be best girl, but I’d totally lob her.
by Salad Fren June 4, 2020
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Lobbed

Dave lobbed the TV remote at Pam
by PhilNorthen August 9, 2018
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lob

a sweedish man-woman
-Look there's Lob, that Sweedish man-woman
-Hey man, thats my daughter!
by lozzy017 January 20, 2005
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lob

dude: i gotta jet
chick: lob lob
dude: i lob you too

chick: that shirt is lob
by friendlyostalker November 29, 2006
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