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Lindenhurst High School

There are the white girls who keep to themselves but are bad asses, the italian girls, the girls who think schools some sort of fashion show, the skinny girls who look 12, the black obnoxious people, the spanish kids who walk super slow in the hallway, the juggalos, the dirt bags, the dirt bag alc kids, the drug dealers who 20 years from now go to the street near subway and they will still be there, and the fat bitchy people. Then the dike dean who will take your head phones and hat.
Dirtbag ALC kids: Yo are you good for a nic?
Drug dealers: YEa bro meet me at the smokers corner at lindenhurst high school
Dirtbag ALC kids: aiight
by Sajavvv April 24, 2009
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Lindenhurst High School

Public High School in Lindenhurst, New York. officially Lindenhurst SENIOR High school but no one gives a flying fuck. L(S)HS is supposedly an excellent school but that's only cuz we hav high test scores-which is because the teachers are so chill and don't care if we cheat. If u new the RIGHT way to rate a school, which is by % of kids going to college, you'd find Lindy HS is only 40%, which is lower than West Babylon, North Babylon Farmingdale, and Deer Park-which we're supposedly better than. More and more parents are sending their kids to private school (especially st johns), so it won't be long before LHS is just like Amityville HS, or even worse, Copiague...

Another problem is that the school keeps on increasing the bussing limit...1.5 miles now?? Why can't the school board realize that this town has NO FUCKING SIDEWALKS???!!!!! And is full of sex offenders!!

Our rival is William Floyd High School, but since that's 30 fucking miles away, we spend more time bothering Copiague and Massapequa (we're pretty friendly with Amityville and West Babylon).

As for the types of students, it's already been said!
Stupid LHS mom: I'm so happy to send my son to a school as good as Lindenhurst High School! How is your son doing in West Babylon HS???? Awful I presume.

Smart WBSHS Mom: *stifles a laugh*
by Person102297 December 30, 2011
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Linden

The surname of a large extended virtual family which acts as the "gods" (i.e. administrators) of the metaverse known as Second Life. Any avatar with the last name "Linden" is therefore part of an elite upper echelon of Second Life muckety-mucks responsible for new policies/protocols/programming but never responsible for such trivialities as lag, sim crashes, missing inventory items, or gridwide outages.

The hoi polloi are thereby cautioned: if you spot a Linden in-world, approach at your own risk; griefing a Linden may be the ultimate in hilarity but it will likely herald the end of your Second Life.

*Disclaimer: the most friendly of all the Linden family is likely Torley Linden, as witnessed by his uberchirpy trademark "Friendly Greetings" salutation and his many helpful YouTube tutorials.
Q: Why do I keep crashing so much?
A: Because the Lindens hate you, n00b.

Some well known Linden family members:

Philip Linden (founder of Second Life), Torley Linden, Kate Linden, Pathfinder Linden,Teagan Linden
by Teh 'Riginal Vixy September 6, 2009
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Linden

A really cute guy who is fairly smart, hilarious, and fun to be around. Most girls see him as a friend, but he is very popular and everyone loves him. Everyone knows him, and he is easy to talk to. He is very artistic. He plays a sport, such as wrestling.
"That guy is so hilarious! He's kinda cute to."
"Oh, thats Linden."
by jessjess333 March 14, 2010
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udo lindenberg

german; meaning a masive scale heroin addict
pete doherty is such an udo lindenberg
by sparkupnchill January 25, 2011
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nicholas lathwell is a hot steamy linden
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Kalie Linden

A beautiful girl that is just the definition of perfection. She is hard-headed at times but will always be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will make you fall in love the second you meet her. No other girl is of any comparison. Her smile could brighten any day. Her eyes are amazing and you could stare into them for hours. She is just the best and any guy would be lucky to have such am amazing girl. She belongs with an amazing guy who's name is preferably Josh
That Kalie Linden is an amazing swimmer.
by Josh 2929 March 3, 2019
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