Lies 

What ✌️✊️✌️Lies✌️✊️✌️ do A.I. tell? Does? I think it's "Do" there but it just sounds weird. "What lies does A.I. tell?" "What lies do A.I. tell?" I don't know. Does THE? What lies does THE A.I. tell? Yeah... Yeah, that does sound ri- OH! Hey! I think I have perfect pitch for language? Right? It just "sounds right" as, like, an internal sensation.

Hym "If A.I. tells the truth about me, do you call them 'lies?' I know DR. JORDAN PETERSON does! He also things that if you train A.I. on 'classical text' it 'works better.' IN WHAT SENSE, ALEX? If you weren't a PLANT (ALLEX O'CONNOR) you would have asked 'IN WHAT SENSE?' there, Alex."

Lies by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Lies! 

A word shouted in disbelief after a shocking statement, in thinking that this statement is a lie.

Joey: I killed spongebob.
Alex: Lies!

Lies! by oh happy days! June 29, 2009

lies craic

1) An adjective used to describe a highly favourable object or occurance. Similar in meaning to very good, amazing, excellent etc.

2) Can be abbr. to simply "lies".

1) A: Whats you favourite holiday?
B: I'd have to say christmas because of the lies craic christmas dinners.


2) A: Do you like christmas dinners?
B: Aye!! They're lies!

lies craic by Prof. Hopkins January 18, 2005

lies below his stomach 

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.

Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!

lies below his stomach by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017

Lies and Slander 

1.) A phrase used to signify that whatever has just been said is untrue and/or an insult to someone/something.

2.) A phrase commonly used in a humorous fashion as a way to deny an accusation.

1.) So (insert politician's name) promises to lower our taxes, improve healthcare, and protect our Constitutional rights? Lies and slander!

2.) Suzy: "Did you eat the last piece of pie?"
Pete: (w/ crumbs on face) "Lies and slander!"

Lies and Slander by Comrade Sami March 28, 2009

Lies Tomorrow's Fate

A metal band from St.Louis possessing more talent in their taint (the area of the body located between the asshole and the nutsack) than a sweedish meth-whore's sloppy infected pussy.

Lies Tomorrow's Fate has a hot taint...

and by hot...I mean spicy hot!

Lies Tomorrow's Fate by Valcarie February 6, 2010

Lies you tell

When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something

Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey

Lies you tell by soooso January 6, 2019