an amazing person. one who is funny, funny, funny, and funny. sometimes a little crazy, and also has random outbursts of laughter and random sayings.
person 1 - heyy!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha
person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!
person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha
person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!
person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!
by lectora February 9, 2008
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The act of attending a university lecture for a class you do not take.
Derivative of gate crash
Reasons behind this behaviour vary... One could lecture crash to keep a friend company, to hide the fact that they have no one to hang out with during a break, to try before you buy, or maybe just because they find the subject interesting.
The act of attending a university lecture for a class you do not take.
Derivative of gate crash
Reasons behind this behaviour vary... One could lecture crash to keep a friend company, to hide the fact that they have no one to hang out with during a break, to try before you buy, or maybe just because they find the subject interesting.
"Hey Clementine! What are you doing here?! I didn't know you took psych 101!"
"Hey Fatima, nahh I don't, I'm just lecture crashing"
"Hey Fatima, nahh I don't, I'm just lecture crashing"
by RoboBear September 20, 2011
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Los Angles Lakers Star Lebron James with one of his many nicknames, Leactor every time he gets a call he lays down on the ground like he got shot, he also draw fouls every five seconds with his flopping
“Get up Leactor you’re not hurt”
“Leactor stop drawing fouls”
“Leactor bandwagons”
“Leactor James at it again”
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“Leactor bandwagons”
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The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone
During that one, magical hour you:
a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!
b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.
c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!
After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:
Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"
You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"
The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone
During that one, magical hour you:
a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!
b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.
c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!
After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:
Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"
You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"
"Hey aren't you half an hour early for this lecture? And don't you usually go to the morning lecture so that you don't have to endure an awkward 5 hour break?"
"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"
"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"
"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"
"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"
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"I'm being lecturecuted," said Josh as he sat through a three hour lecture class on fifteenth century French literature.
The teacher gave the test lecturecution style, meaning he gave the test over his lectures and not the book we paid 200$ for!
The teacher gave the test lecturecution style, meaning he gave the test over his lectures and not the book we paid 200$ for!
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