Mr. Leaky

A 500 pound teacher that has a delicacy in his grand canyon sized crack. His delicacy is like a fried piece of butter, crunchy and gooey in the inside with puss oozing out of it.

I saw Mr. Leakys delicacy when he stud up in the class and bent over to help a student.

by carjame April 20, 2022

Leaky Bastard

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

Leaky Chicken

A penis with a small amount of semen remaining on it immediately following a cumshot, which generally appears after the cleaning up and re-application of underwear.

Ah shit, the leaky chicken stuck to the inside of my man-panties again

by mochaphile July 19, 2011

Leaky hoe

A leaky hoe is a cheap female/hooker that is very ineffective at keeping liquids in.

Boy: I bought a leaky hoe yesterday and she couldn’t keep anything in her
Boy 2: I hate them damn leaky hoes

by Aidan the god rod June 29, 2018

leaky anus syndrome

Leaky anus syndrome (LAS) is a disorder in which bodily fluids involuntarily escape through the anus. The sufferer is generally in discomfort and releases a terrible smell. A relatively common form of LAS is lagranus.

Tabitha--that girl that works on floor 82--has leaky anus syndrome and everyone runs away when they see her and her anal handkerchief coming. The path which she takes stinks for a few hours after she passes or until someone sprays air freshener!

by tkanizzdizzwizz November 23, 2011

leaky lil goat

N- A leaky lil Goat is formed by placing your cock and balls between your legs(ie: Fruitbasket)bending over and urinating.
Origin: A CSU Pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger.
Syn: Juicy fruit basket

Two fellas rock climbing
fella 1: Hey its not suposed to rain today.
fella 2: (looks up)That ain't rain, Its Greg's Leaky Lil Goat. You fucking MeatGazer.

by Hippy tree huggers Brother October 16, 2006

leaky pipe

Once the act of docking has been completed, both participants proceed to urinate while continuing to maintain said docking maneuver. this gives the appearance of a leaky pipe

Mark: Dude, lets dock like it's 1999!
Dick: No way last time we did you gave me the leaky pipe!
Mark: When you gots to pee, you gots to pee

by analblast9000 April 5, 2010