leo laporte

From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.

When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.

by SYFer August 9, 2003

laborhood

The neighborhood in which you work, if different from the neighborhood in which you live.

Nah, I don't wanna hang out in SoHo tonight. I try to avoid my laborhood on weekends.

by BMF 2010 July 5, 2010

Labor Day

A holiday created for the working class, mostly blue collar, to have one last vacation opportunity with their famillies and friends.

Labor Day is a day to celebrate the working class. ie: a given goup, as in Veteran's Day and Memorial Day

by jedimasterobiwankenobi September 6, 2011

labored as a soldier

the state of being achieved by smoking bud (usually a nice, fat blunt) after already being belligerently drunk. awesome feeling, may result in vomiting

if you drink before you smoke, you will get labored as a soldier

by parcheesi87 October 5, 2009

Laboricide

The form of killing by means of doing excessive work that results in being over-fatigued, stressed-out, and not able to balance life as it is.

(From the Latin word labor (-oris, m.) for "work" and caedere to kill.)

syn. Workaholic

I'm on laboricide today.

I will not wonder if he died by means of laboricide.

by loufa9999 August 13, 2010

labor-prohibitive

An argument for the decision to discontinue further action based on a personal determination that too much effort is required to complete a task or enterprise.

Jerry-- "I couldn't stand college... I considered a B.S. as labor-prohibitive... I settled for a B.A. in general studies and was glad to be out in five."

by ohthree11 March 21, 2010

Latorty

Latorty is a large ugly bitch who has no life. Latorty's usually consist of girls about the height of 5'9 and above, and the weight of a buffalo. Latorty's usually get in the way and hurts good, healthy, relationships. Latorty's personal life is exposed and posted all over internet forums. like facebook. Latorty is annoying. No one likes Latorty's ad her non-existent sense of fashion.

"Ewwh is that a elephant wearing overalls?"

"Nahh its just a Latorty."

by thelovewizard September 26, 2010