A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Girl: "my gooch hurts!"
Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"
Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"
Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"
Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"
Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"
Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"
by Trinidad James d April 5, 2014
by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017
A snowplough.
by bzmummy May 11, 2016
by Un-Virgined Oil April 8, 2021
Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower
by Raptormage19 July 1, 2014
-Joe: "My name is Jeff!"
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep
-No one laughs
-Everyone: "Lawn mower joke!"
-Joe travels back to Zimbabwe and cries himself to sleep
by Colbath December 21, 2014