Lava lamp

When you pull out and finish on a dark woman's back

Man you should've seen the lava lamp I left on her last night!

by emte93 June 5, 2017

Lava lamps

An invitation that sounds inheritantly sexual in nature but was not meant as a sexual invitation by the host

"I invited a girl up to my apartment to see my lava lamps but then she freaked out and said she didn't like me like that, idk what I did wrong" "dude that's the classic lava lamps"

by Hephaestus - the blind scout September 8, 2020

Lava Lamp

When you are half sleeping, or tired. Sort of just floating around. Daydreaming.

"Jimmy was being a total Lava Lamp earlier"

by Greeny $wish January 16, 2019

Broken Lava Lamp

A nicer way to say you're a fucking hot mess

Person 1: Damn her makeup is running
Person: And she just got dumped
Person 3: Yeah, she's a broken lava lamp

by loopydroop October 3, 2019

lava lamp

just another type of fleshlight

Man: That lava lamp can reaaally give some head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by jimbo jimboson September 23, 2023

floor board lava lamp

a sigma fire song by lil young chaos

man have you lesson to floor board lava lamp

by lil young chaos May 3, 2024

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021